We want YOU to
be a Sticker Titty Girl!
We'd love to see what
you have to show us, you sexy little thing! Applying for the elite
ranks of the Sticker Titty Girls isn't the hardest thing you'll ever
do, but it could be the coolest fucking thing you'll ever do.
Once a year, all of the
Official Sticker Titty Girls will be judged and a "Sticker Titty
Girl of the Year" will be chosen, and that lucky lady will get
$1000 in cold, hard cash!
1) You MUST be 18 years old, or older.
2) NO MAN TITTIES! You must be FEMALE to be eligible to become a Sticker Titty Girl. Please God, no more man-titties. That means you too, Katphish...you sick fuck.
3) For Free stickers for your pix, send us a message on our Myspace page, or email us at email@example.com and include your address and name so we can get your stickers sent out post-fucking-haste.
4) Make sure your face is in the picture. If you don't have your face visible, than you can't be a Sticker Titty Girl. Plain and simple. We don't want photoshopped bullshit.
5) Your submission becomes the property of Foul Mouth Shirts, Inc. to be used as we see fit in our infinite fucking wisdom.
6) Submit your pictures to the email address firstname.lastname@example.org . Make certain you include your free shirt selection, your shirt color, your shirt size, your name, and your address in the email because all entries get a FREE fucking shirt from www.foulmouthshirts.com.
7) Make sure you send us all your profile information we will need for your Sticker Titty Girl Profile. Look at some of the Sticker Titty Girl profiles to see what information we will need
8) The more high quality large size pics you send, the better your chances of becoming one of our world famous sticker titty girls. Send as many pics as you want, but you must send a minimum of 8 (EIGHT) high quality large size px to become one of our Sticker Titty Girls.
9) Take your time with your pictures. Doll yourself up. Spend some time on your appearance, and use make-up. Decide on what poses you want to do before you take your pictures, and spend time making sure the quality is fucking excellent.
10) Be CREATIVE! We see titties all day in all kinds of sexy poses. Try doing something no one else has done before. Dress up in costume, or take your Sticker Titty picture with a police officer or a fireman! Go somewhere public, like the park or the beach! Be outrageous and brave, woman! You'll be rewarded for your effort and genius, we assure you.
11) Larger file sizes are best. Don't send us tiny, little-bitty Sticker-Titty pictures. Send us the biggest pictures you can with your entry email to email@example.com.
12) Don't forget to SMILE! It's hard to pull off the neutral-faced sexy pose, and typically...only professional models can really do it without looking pissed-off. We don't want shit-loads of pictures with pissed-off looking bitches who look like they want to castrate us. We want sexy, happy chicks...so SMILE.
13) Nipples have to be completely covered! We're not trying to get porn here....just tasteful pictures of sticker-clad boobs.
That's it. Those are the helpful rules I've submitted to you sexy fucks to help you win this little thing we call The Sticker Titty Contest! Show us what you have, ladies! Literally! Use everything at your disposal: props, friends, landscaping, the pool boy, boobs...and ESPECIALLY your brains! -Cannon
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